Despite replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3, Rosie Huntington Whiteley has still been kind enough to return to her day job of peeling off her clothes for Victoria’s Secret. And here she is in their latest range. Everything’s curvy and lacy and in the right place. Once again, she’s excelling at her job, “five stars, a masterpiece” The internet.
The 23-year-old model is currently going out with a Jasssannn Stafffammm who appears in next month’s FHM alongside his co-stars in The Expendables for our Action Special. Surely they will be the most action couple ever? Even more so than Billy Baldwin and Cindy Crawford in Fair Game.
Their day-to-day life will be one long gauntlet of car chases and ninja postman. “Pass the milk darling” Says Rosie at breakfast, “Sure fing” replies Stafamm while taking his top off and sliding across the breakfast bar. We bet that after Huntington Whitely appears in Transformers 3 she’ll be flushing her toilet with hand grenades and walking the dog on an extra long lead as she strafes Venice Beach from the cockpit of an Apache attack chopper. If the couple ever have kids the birth will probably destroy an eight block area, and the last thing you’ll see will be the couple racing out to see on a chrome narwhal while their newborn belches fire. Oh look a gallery.