Rosie Jones canoodling with the World Cup: They’re the sort of pictures that could, if viewed by an elderly man in the throws of indigestion, cause a rather sudden and spluttery death. So we made a decision. A sensible one. We spared FIFA President Sepp Blatter any potential discomfort by removing these photos from the July issue of FHM, and put them on the internet instead. Much safer this way, we think.

“I loved this shoot,” says Rosie, 19. “I’ve always wanted to be shot with the St. George’s cross. Oh, and I’ve held the World Cup between my boobs. That was hilarious, but unfortunately we couldn’t shoot it, because my chest totally smothered it.” She’s not lying, either. Scroll down for pictures...

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