Earlier this week we posted a story about Salma Hayek looking stupendous during a visit to the David Letterman show. She looked incredible, that was a given. She had nothing left to prove. She was done. Well, Salma Hayek will be the one to tell you when Salma Hayek is done, because she turned up to the premiere of Grown Ups looking like this.
The movie is apparently absolutely terrible but that's not really an issue. We were never going to see it anyway. Rule number one in our book of Ways To Pick A Movie You Might See is 'Do not see any movie that uses pictures of kids in rubber rings to publicise itself'.