In a move that can only be described as “copying Britney and Madonna”, Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock shared a brief kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. Bullock won something called the MTV Generation award which sounds pretty dumb and should probably have been called the Hopefully This Will Help You Recover From The Immense Sadness You’re Probably Experiencing Because Of Your Cheating Husband award, but it wouldn’t fit quite so neatly on the trophy. Johansson is no stranger to a bit of girl-on-girl action having shared a 7/10 smooch with Penelope Cruz in the Woody Allen film Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Look here:

 

Still, like when Eminem looked shocked when Bruno’s arse landed in his face a year ago, Johansson did her best to pretend she wasn’t expecting Bullock to kiss her. And somehow, despite the kiss happening between two of Hollywood’s best-looking stars, it’s remarkably unsexy. In that way, it’s completely unlike the Britney and Madonna kiss which featured tongues and, given Britney is mental and Madonna probably doesn't get much action these days, seemed like it could easily lead to a bondage party with a million fire-breathing dwarves covered in cocaine dancing like Cossacks in a marble-lined basement at P Diddy’s house. Look here:

 

THE BIG QUESTION: Where has Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage gone? Answers below please.

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