We're not sure we can pull off pronouncing 'damn' as 'DAY-UM' but we're going to try it anyway. DAY-UM! Scarlett Johansson looks chuffing amazing in these photos from the Spike TV Awards. She won the Guys' Choice prize, for reasons obvious to anybody with eyes and a penis.

Seriously, Scarlett always looks pretty good but she's not looked this insanely attractive in ages. Just look at her. LOOK AT HER. She's like everything that is right and good in the world condensed down into womanly form.

Look, even when facing imminent attack from an escaped fish she remains cool and incredible. What a hero.

Today is a good day.

Four Scarlett Johansson highlights from the FHM archive:

Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight catsuit

2/ The ladies of Iron Man 2 are not unattractive

3/ After this you'll always be a boob man

4/ Scarlett Johansson getting naked