Selling perfume with pictures is hard. No matter how many horses you have charging across a beach in the moonlight, it doesn't quite convey what the perfume actually smells like. Well Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio are giving it a shot by holding up Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fragrance and smiling. We have to admit, we are tempted, but we would probably buy anything these girls can hold.
In fact, they could hold up a handful of coal, whilst smiling in a bikini and we would sell our grandmothers and all our left shoes to get hold of it. We don't really need coal and we probably wouldn't get much money for selling one shoe from a pair. Plus we're pretty sure slavery is illegal, so we couldn't sell our nans either. But you get the idea. We're desperate, soulless beings, scarily obsessed with Miranda Kerr and co.
These girls are far too lovely to stand in front of a wall made from bricks, so they built one from flowers. It's probably held together with rainbows and candy floss. How bloody lovely.
Victoria's Secret bonus round...
1 \ Victoria's Secret girls selling more perfume.
2 \ Candice Swanepoel wearing a bikini.
3 \ Alessandra Ambrosio doing things in her pants.
4 \ Miranda Kerr not wearing many clothes.
5 \ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Have a gander at our sexy gallery of Miranda Kerr below. It gets better with every click.