In a move that can only be described as ‘going to see a film’, Australian person Sophie Monk went to a screening of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice at some point in the recent past and looked kind of dangerous doing so. On a scale of one to dangerous, in this photo she looks at least 11:

It failed to escape our attention that when Sophie Monk went to a screening ofThe Sorcerer’s Apprentice she looked quite a lot like Angelina Jolie in her glory days. One a scale of one to Angelina, in this photo she looks at least 11:

What also failed to escape our attention Sophie Monk went to a screening ofThe Sorcerer’s Apprentice, is that the place we stole this ‘news’ story from (djmick.co.uk) is referring to it as a “screening”, and we can 100% guarantee you that at no point have we ever been invited to a screening that had anyone who looked like Sophie Monk at it. Usually screenings are in dark rooms hidden underground so that members of the public can’t find them, and the majority of people who attend them are overweight and/or spend way too much if their time going to see films no one has heard of. Sometimes you get free food – for example a lukewarm onion bhaji or a sandwich with awkward bread and a salty filling – but most of the time you have to settle for a glass of cheap red wine or a bottle of water. We’re not complaining, just making the point that you don’t usually get people looking like Sophie Monk at screenings. Here’s a reminder of what Sophie Monk looked like at a screening of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice:

Then again, given that Sophie Monk is the only person we’ve seen photos of, it’s feasible that everyone else there was the type of individual we just described and that Sophie Monk looked ridiculous. Perhaps that’s why she looks so dangerous. Another dangersnap:

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