Alessandra Ambrosio, Eniko Mihalik, Maryana Linchuk, Constance Jablonski have all posed for a WAGs inspired spread in V Magazine. This does not mean they have posed while shopping or negotiating to appear in the next series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. It means they have stood on a football pitch wearing not very much.

Alessandra Ambrosio is representing Brazil. They did not think to picture her rolling around on the floor in faux-agony at every given opportunity.

Constance Jablonski is clearly 'the fun one', removing all clothing aside from a little pink jacket, because she doesn't want to catch a chill. Maryana Linchuk breast-feeding a plastic doll is a confusing image. On the one hand, she's pretty much naked. On the other, she's breast-feeding a fake baby.

Here is another spread from the magazine in which Constance Jablonski looks a bit like a more attractive Nicola from Girl's Aloud.