We don't care what the weatherman says. At the first whiff of spring the other day, we flew straight out the door, crossed the road, went into McDonald's and bought a McFlurry. That's adventure for you, right there. But it's also a nice, anecdotal preamble to the altogether grander excitement of introducing you to the April issue of FHM. Audrina Patridge (gallery below) is on the cover, and it also features ten beauties from US TV, a feature on how fucked football is, our new girlfriend, Hannah (above), a full F1 preview and the world's biggest penis. But that's not all. There are also 50 pages of fashion, which require an altogether more specific explanation. Scroll down to read it.
It is of course enormously difficult to summarise the complex cycles of the international fashion industry, but here goes... twice a year we should buy some new clothes. (Okay, so it's not that difficult.) While the rest of us endure four seasons - cold, colder, wet and warmish - fashion types have evolved to the point where they need just two: autumn/winter (on show now) and spring/summer (in shops now). Simples. All of which explains why twice a year your standard issue FHM comes with a bonus style mag tucked around the back. As cool as it is cunning, FHM Collections makes style so simple that even we can understand it. And yes, that's Stringer Bell. Enjoy!
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