Has the US declared war on boobies? Yes, yes it has. The advert above, for the lingerie brand Lane Bryant, was supposed to air on the ABC and Fox networks this week but was pulled at the last minute.

It was deemed inappropriate by suits who would rather not submit our transatlantic cousins to anything more stimulating than commercials for breakfast cereal and tablets to firm up your diarrhea.

But we at FHM are bringing you the ad because we are hard-nosed journalistic rebels who will not be dictated to by The Man.

"We knew the ads were sexy," said a nice man from Lane Bryant," but they are not salacious. Our new commercials represent the sensuality of the curvy woman."

Yes they do. God bless America (except the people who try to ban stuff we like).