Haha. We made a pun. You see, Vanessa Hudgens is physically in excellent shape. But she is also in the magazine Shape. Haharoflzomglolz!

Anyway. Yes, Vanessa Hudgens is about to appear in the movie Sucker Punch and has been doing all sorts of Marine training to get in kick-ass shape, all the better to kick some ass. As with anyone who's been doing loads of exercise, she wants to show it off (this one time when we'd done more than four crunches and got in what we like to call 'Fuck You shape' we walked around with our shirt off all January). So she's on the cover of the new issue of Shape. This is how she looked.


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When asked if that is a good way to look 9 out of 10 respondents said, "Hell yes!". The other one turned out to be not merely 'having a bit of a sleep' but technically dead. Poor old Bill Who Lives Outside The Offy. Sosad.

When asked what she likes to eat, Vanessa replied, "I like egg white omelettes with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit". So not only does Vanessa Hudgens look fantastic in a bikini, she's also a right bloody liar.