What do Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Rebecca Romijn, January Jones, Emily Blunt, Anna Faris, Zoe Saldana, Amanda Seyfried, Heidi Klum, Kristen Bell, Kerry Washington and Marisa Miller have in common? Apart, of course, from all being in contention for this year’s 100 Sexiest, the answer is that they’re all on the Jimmy Kimmel diet, a revolutionary new service that sees the American chat show host eat four fifths of the girls’ meals for them, thereby reducing their daily calorie intake by 80%.

A noble and selfless man, Jimmy Kimmel is keeping the world’s most beautiful women in tip-top condition, while opening the door to untold gastric misery. It reminds FHM of the fortnightly eating club of which our girlfriend is a member. They call it the ‘See You Next Tuesday Club’, which has an acronym which is a bad word.

Once, we came back early from football training to find all the girls sitting in our front room after their latest meeting. They were debating whether or not it is wrong to eat foie gras. FHM had to point out that it is possible to perceive the production of foie gras as not cruel, when you consider that the birds might actually enjoy being fed so much. “Look girls,” said FHM, “it’s like See You Next Tuesday Club, but for geese.” And then they understood.