She’s a singer, she’s an actress and she probably says things like ‘reminds me of Voltaire’ without a hint of irony, but 30-year-old Deschanel is really hot. And sexy. With her deer caught in headlights eyes, colourful dress sense and worldly smirk, we imagine that she emits a scent that falls somewhere between a sex shop and a branch of American Apparel. Lovely. Here she’s posing for some old timey pictures like the wacky bastard she is. God we hate her and love her in equal measure. Can imagine a chat with her would go to well. Something like this…
Us: “Hey Zoe. Loved you in Failure to Launch starring Matthew McConaughey.” Zoe: “Um, thanks…”
*Sips drink*
Us: “So any plans for the weekend? Fancy coming to an induction class at the gym? If you stay for the full hour you get a free smoothie…”
Zoe: “No thanks. Me and The XX are going to a gallery opening then we’re going to a pop up Thai restaurant where the waiters are dressed as Red Shirts and are shackled to your table. Wes Anderson is DJing.
Us: "Bet you've never seen Highlander have you?"
