Remember Rachel Stevens? Of course you do. The famously petite popstar is back, fronting the February issue of FHM with the sort of synapse-teasing photos that would have traumatised her squeaky-clean S Club 7 management. And despite our hack's best efforts to plunge the darker side of her Hollywood hiatus, we found her in defiantly perky shape, sculpted by daily six-hour rehearsals for Strictly Come Dancing and enjoying the clutches of the very best satin and lace. There's a sneak preview below, but grab the issue for the full shoot.
The new issue also boasts a tarot-humbling guide to everything you need to know about 2009 (cars, ghosts, how to eat a crocodile etc), a definitive guide to making the best sausage sandwhich ever (Gary Rhodes told us) and Ben Wilson's interview with Hollywood legend Steve 'The Goot' Guttenberg. Oh, and a de-tox plan that would probably kill a pig. Buy it.