Girls Aloud: old news. No, seriously. Fronting the cover of this month’s FHM is something much more exciting... five young and pleasantly corruptible girls. They’re members of a girlband called The Saturdays, but unlike their eminent predecessors, they’re all hot. So, now for the gritty. Which one’s the caner? Who’ll marry a footballer? Who’s categorically not gay? Which one receives the most sociopathic comments on YouTube? There’s a sneak preview in the gallery below, but grab the issue for the full shoot.
The new issue also boasts our ‘Instant Expert’ guide to the zeitgeist issues of 2009, the shiny Nissan cars set to shake up British motorways, a connoisseur’s guide to pies and the first in a four-part guide on to how to dress yourself. Properly. Oh, and pictures of what happened when a rocket-powered grenade hit someone in the nuts. On shelves now.