ABOUT ME
http://twitter.com/pspfrench
SEXIEST WOMEN
Eva Mendes. And the girl who works in the chippy on Clapham High Street. And my girlfriend.
MY LIKES
Really obnoxious gangsta rap. The Wright Brothers. Half-volleys. Silvio Berlusconi. Top of the range Scotch eggs.
MY DISLIKES
I'm a 'gimme a Boddingtons and a crème brulée and I'll do a little dance' kind of man, but offer me sweet and sour pork and I'll privately consider having you shot. Marmite - love it, but only when it's random blobs on hot buttered toast. If someone offers to make me toast themselves, I either have to refuse, or oversee the whole operation myself, because I cannot risk the thin spread.
MUSIC
Put a donk on it.
MOVIES
Team America should be canonised.
TELEVISION
The Thick of It, Top Gear, MOTD, Brooker
SPORT
Football. Lots of it.
BEST GAMING MOMENT
There's nothing like a good game of Tetris to facilitate bowel movement.