It's lunchtime, and the FHM office is hungover. Luckily, we've a whole collection of friends who'll happily hand over delicious cheesy ballast in exchange for some free publicity.
This is Domino's new Piri Piri pizza, which we're currently spilling all over our keyboards. It's got tandoori chicken on and is proper delicious. Though we fear sphincteral oblivion may be just around the corner.