Posted by Paul French, 14 October 2010 | 22
The latest chuckle-worthy entrants...
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Stand-Up Hero 2010 is so go, and today we bring you three more brave entrants, all courageously vying for the £10k that we’re going to give to give to the best up and coming comedian in the country. Do you have any idea what you could buy for £10k? A really old spaceship, maybe. A tiger. A small one. Or even, if you live in the real world and think maintaining a man-eating wild beast might be tricky: a deposit for a house. Either way, it’ll change your life. The guys below have all entered. Think you could do better? Think the ITV4 programme presented by Brendon Burns needs you in it? CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS.
He says: "PE teachers are basically emotionally stunted, voyeuristic but ulitmately cowardly paedophiles who don't quite have the bottle to go out and actually molest anybody."
We say: Reminds us of someone. Someone quite funny and successful. Needs to get rid of that wanking hand gesture he's got going on, though.
He says: "Split up with my girlfriend last week. Mutual decision. She wanted out because she thought we'd grown apart and I wanted out because she'd grown a fucking moustache."
We say: West Country man. Or it Essex? Maybe Gloucester. YOU JUST CAN'T TELL.
He says: "I'm pretty good in the bedroom. I hold my own."
We say: Likes a good pun. Not afraid to experiment with bad ones.
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HAHAHAHA
sam gore, is clever but sooo not funny YIKES!!!
Ged's funny
Ged was def funnier
brilliant ;)
ged's the best one
nice, not bad at all :)
Oh God yeah.....more spam in these comments than in Lady Ga Ga dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great article- how much spam is in the comments???
excellent
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