You might be familiar with the name Rocky Baptiste.
He's not the similarly named Didier Baptiste from Sky One's brilliant / awful / brilliant football soap Dream Team. He was fictional, silly.
Rocky is the real-life non-league hero who scored against Liverpool at Anfield for Havant And Waterlooville in 2008's FA Cup.
It's likely that he's now going to be remembered for this altogether less glorious moment from last weekend's big match between Harrow Borough and Waltham Abbey FC in the Ryman Premier League:
Harrow have usefully put the video on their official website with the headline 'miss of the century'. Nothing like a club rallying round its player in their time of need.