We wouldn’t normally associate Mariah Carey with acting. Certainly not half-decent acting anyway, following her 2001 megaflop, Glitter. So we were more than surprised to see she was named Best Breakthrough Actress for her role in her new flick Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival.

So, cue FHM tuning in to her acceptance speech to see our former cover girl’s moment of glory. However; we quickly descended in to immature laughter at her (as one member of the audience put it) “f*cked” state. Cheer up your Thursday afternoon by checking out the full length speech below, then laugh, then repeat. Easy.