The moment Emmanuel Adebayor heard that Sir Alex Ferguson had fallen for Michael Owen’s promotion brochure and signed the ex-good footballer, the Togan international got busy. He said to someone: "I want a shock move to Man Utd as well, please." And then bought a laptop, worked out some good jokes and designed a brochure all of his own.

Adebayor is, among other things, “clammy”, “wifi enabled”, “the most famous man in Togo” and a “tender and considerate lover”. It’s amazing, it’s a spoof, and it’s waiting for you to look at it, BELOW. Click the link to give the author some love.