Have they really split? Or will the couple get back together at a later date, hold a lucrative Mark 2 wedding ceremony and evil laugh their way into the sunset? Cynical? Us? Ladbrokes will give you 20/1 on them remarrying before the end of the year.
In the meantime, here are some selected lows (and even lowers) of Britain’s least reticent couple.
And here's a long-lost FHM interview with the (ex) couple. We know: odd.