A year ago, Rory McInnes climbed to the top of his house in Berkshire and painted a 60 ft penis on the roof. His parents didn’t find out until a week ago, when a pilot flying over the house took pictures. A reporter called his dad to ask him about it – but his dad thought it was a joke. Luckily for Rory, he’s taking a gap year in Brazil, so dad has time to cool off before he gets home. Don’t think that’s gonna help too much, though, ‘cause Dad says his son has some serious scrubbing to do…

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