This could be amazing but it will probably be could be gargantuanly bad. Like Snakes On A Plane, it will be sold by the title, which has already earned the trailer over a million views on YouTube.

Expect budget effects, actors from porn (minus the good bits) and lots of cheesy American awkwardness. Despite sounding negative, due to journalistic integrity, it might secretly be what every child has always dreamed of seeing. Our money's on the octopus after seeing this killer.