The Daily Express did the decent thing on 14 January and broke the news that seven cups of coffee in one day is enough to “make you hallucinate and sense dead people”. Interesting stuff and believable enough to have everyone going, until someone with a beady eye spotted the URL (see above). The moral of the story: read a proper website. Incidentally, the URL still exists (click the link). But the story is has moved elsewhere. Shame.