There are lots of official guides to the World Cup, but our unofficial companion is the first explicitly designed to fill all the gaps where no actual football is being played – mornings, half-time, whenever Heskey has the ball. Here you’ll find jokes, tactics, trivia, chants and more for every first round match day. Add to this expert tips by Charlie McCann from our betting partner stanjames.com, new goal celebrations from Pineapple Dance Studios, headlines from North Korea, Fabio Capello’s iPhone and 30 of the world’s most beautiful women and your first fortnight in the pub is sorted. Check out the preview above, then pick up the new copy of FHM to claim your free copy.

FHM’s World Cup issue is on shelves now...

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