Looking to impress a lady but can’t bare to give up your beloved junk food? This website shows you how, with just the products of your local cholesterol emporium and a little creativity, you can create cuisine worthy of a table at The Ivy.

Okay, so a McSteak & Potatoes (above) may still taste like a mangled up Big Mac and fries, but if she’s got an unsophisticated palate and a bit of a squint, you’re definitely getting laid.

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