Drink a shot of sambuca. Done? Good. Now drink twelve more. Then, take out your phone, start writing a text and see what happens. Chances are it’ll end up in the inbox of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend, professing undying love. Or you’ll send it to a mate. Professing your massive cock.
And it’s very likely that it’ll end up right here, on MyDrunkTexts.com, a site that chronicles the often hilarious results of mixing alcohol and electronic communication. This is our favourite:
”She was blowing me and i farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.”
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