Booze is excellent, yummy stuff. It’s delicious, refreshing, and inspires us to urinate on things we wouldn’t otherwise think to. But, as those killjoys on the news are constantly reminding us, it’s not particularly healthy. In fact, drink enough and you’ll actually, properly die.

To find out precisely how much of your favourite beverage you’ll need to literally drink yourself to death, check out the Booze Death Calculator.

Incidentally, should you ever feel inclined to murder FHM’s Paul French, simply take him to the pub and buy a round of 13 pints of Guinness. He won’t suspect a thing.