Take a look at the video. Then take a look at THIS JOB VACANCY. And imagine for a moment what it would be like to be the person earning £29,704 - £35,469 for researching lap dancing and “the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy”. Unfortunately, all you’ll ever be able to do is imagine because the closing date was November 27. But nothing makes the day go by like a lovely bit of daydreaming.

PS - the girl in the video HAS A NAME, you know. It's Eva Amurri. Here's her PROFILE. Here's her GALLERY.