Thierry Henry’s handball is a big talking point today. It’s ripped an enormous schism in the FHM office, with some saying he’s a bad guy, some saying it could have happened to anyone, and some just trawling the web looking for the best digital attacks on the Barcelona and France forward. The result? This Wikipedia hack, which suggests that the French for va-va-voom might, after all these years, just be “cunt”.