FHM has a fish tank at home. It's made of plastic and a bit shit. There's some gravel, a groovy little ornamental castle, some fake seaweed and two goldfish. One's called 'Boss', the other's called 'Shmoz', and they're good, fuss-free pets, mainly because they haven't got a clue how much bluer the water could be if they were fortunate enough to live at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan (above). The Japanese are good at fish.