In a move about ten years too late, Denise Richards has gone topless on TV. It happened in her new reality show, It’s Complicated. And as the clip above shows, it’s about as close to reality TV as an episode of Bodger and Badger. Had this blatantly staged attention-seeking happened circa The World is Not Enough, we might have cared. But right now, we want to wrap in her in a big, fluffy towel, pass her a mug of cocoa and give her a reassuring pat on the head.

Also, the guy posing as a paparazzo: paid in cheeseburgers?