Victoria, 23, London

What does she look like? Petite brunette with a gym class figure and olive skin. Probably really good at yoga or Capoeira or something terrifying like that.

What sort of stuff does she like? If you’re not tall, dark and handsome and don’t own classy winklepickers, she may be out of your league, champ.

What does she do? She works in advertising but secretly wants to be a ninja. Which is interesting, because we thought everyone in advertising secretly wants to play piano in a brothel.

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