Louise, 23, Manchester

What does she look like? Crunchy blonde curls, green eyes and rosy cheeks. Sort of glossy, like a healthy labrador. Only better.

What sort of stuff does she like? Everything from Lambrini-fuelled fancy dress to the great outdoors to evenings on the sofa.

What does she do? Louise has just finished a Business degree in Manchester, so is on the hunt for a job. Or a sugar daddy. Either will do.

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