As we reported on February 2, American Apparel began a hunt earlier this year to find the world’s best bottom. Lots of ladies sent pictures in, and they’ve worked out a top ten which we’ve handily laid out below using all the numbers from one to ten. We’ve listed the owners of the bottoms in alphabetical order so no one can accuse us of bias.

Having said that, we want Donk to win because then she might go out with one of us, and then that someone could look her in the eyes just before they have sex, point at his genitalia and say “put a Donk on it”. Also, it would mean that if that someone was asked at work what he was doing on any specific evening, he could say: “putting a Donk on it”. And, if that guy was asked on Monday morning what he did at the weekend, he could say: “did a big shop, ate a pasty, watched a bit of sport, watched 11 episodes of House, washed my car, mowed the lawn, fed a hamster to a Golden Eagle and put a Donk on it.”

(GO HERE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PUTTING A DONK ON IT)

Go Donk!

1/ Boom Boom, Santo Domingo

2/ Cherry, Toronto

3/ Christine, Edmonton

4/ Donk, Van City

5/ Ellebee, Toronto

6/ Heidi, Brooklyn

7/ Luba, Barcelona

8/ Mira, Chicago

9/ So Yummy, Costa Mesa

10/ Stepho, Los Angeles

(Please note: the top ten is constantly changing because it’s dependant on people dishing out scores for each bottom, so this is just the top ten as of RIGHT NOW.)