Seduction is tricky. Books promising failsafe techniques sell millions, conversation becomes an agonising battle, and gullible men spend all their money on bad clothes and haircuts that they think will give them the edge.

It’s not something you’d imagine Konnie Huq struggles with, but like something out of a wonderful dream this video features her going to ridiculous lengths to try and convince you to snog her.

The stunning former Blue Peter presenter gets her flirt on in devastating style, batting her eyelids and performing the sexiest gargling routine of all time (it’s admittedly a pretty narrow field).

We’re not sure why anyone would need a second invitation to lock lips with Konnie, but it turns out she’s highlighting the stigmas around kissing people with HIV for British Red Cross. Righteous!

The good cause is a definite upside, a deeply disturbing tongue-shaving incident is altogether less positive.