Scientology has been a laughable annoyance, not really getting in anybody's way (except this angry BBC journalist) until now. Paul Haggis (writer of blockbuster movie Crash) was a prominent Scientologist, but after campaigning to stop the 'religion's' support on Prop 8 (banning gay marriage in California), he has left Tom Cruise's science fiction worshipping clan. Watch this space for a sudden 'accident' that leaves Paul silenced, we predict. In the meantime look at some lovely hot lesbians.