Valentine’s Day, until now, has been a cheap gimmick by the pimps at Hallmark to sell cards and all sorts of other disposable crap which, effectively, are just fluffy tokens for sex.

We’ve decided to change that stance. They must be hailed as pioneers. Them and the owners of Mildred's Kitchen, the Toronto restaurant who are actually encouraging patrons to get frisky in their facilities. In an email to patrons they asked, "Have you ever thought of moving beyond the bedroom?" before going on to inform them that French maids will be placed in the facilities. They may not sell as many deserts but it’s sure to bring in the customers. They're running it February 12-15; we're interested in how they're going to end it after that date. Now we just need to get London restaurants up to speed.
 

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