Keys? Check. Football boots? Check. Cliche-riddled post-match interview responses? Check.

Money? D'oh!


Footballers might not be the brightest bunch, but with wallet-busting wads of cash at their disposal you'd expect one of the world's highest paid stars not to forget, well, his wallet, wouldn't you?

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