We've made ourselves pretty clear to you guys on the subject of keeping or tossing old food. However, if it's for the sake of science and you feel compelled to say, keep a burrito in a container for 2-months just so you can dissect it on YouTube when it's done rotting to bits—by all means, DO IT.
I'm encouraging this weird AF activity because the guys over at Good Mythical Morning did the very same and I've gotta say, I was thoroughly entertained, albeit a nauseous. Alright, I was REALLY nauseous. I felt like I could smell it through the computer screen.
This was equal parts disturbing as it was fascinating. Disturbing because I absolutely love burritos—I mean, who doesn't?! They're the perfect food. They incorporate all major nutritional groups with portable convenience. If you were so inclined, you COULD rock climb with a burrito. You just couldn't do that shit with pizza or a burger, and you know it!
Fascinating because anything rotting peaks my interest. I think it brings out the little kid in all of us—the nastier, the better (and not in the usual way we use the term 'nasty' here at FHM). It's like when you would chase little girls with worms on the playground in grade school...except this is molding tortilla with various meats and cheeses. Sort of the same, no? Maybe give it a try with your girlfriend later on and let me know how it goes.
While I have mentioned multiple times that this video is gross, I want to make one thing clear. It's going to put you off Mexican food, but I don't think this aversion will last forever. Take me for example, I had ALL intentions of getting Chipotle for lunch but after seeing this, I've pushed my Veggie Burrito date till tomorrow. It's not forever, just for now.
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