For those of you who had really high hopes for 2018, you might want to slowly (but surely) start lowering those standards. Yes, we know it's only the second week, but, c'mon — after the sh-tstorm that was 2017, did you really think things were going to magically change overnight? Like, literally? Life isn't a Disney movie, guys! If anything, it's more of a Stephen King movie. Now, we're not here to discuss award shows or Donald Trump's genius tweets. We're here to focus on the everyman, you know, the average Joes of the world, who despite all their best efforts still end up getting the short end of the stick time and time again — even when the calendar suggests new, fresh beginnings.
Thanks to reddit user, TheGreatMane we were able to pull some seriously unfortunate stories from people who are already having a terrible F'in year. It's OK to laugh, but just remember, karma is a real b-i-t-c-h, guys.
"It's only the 2nd, what happened to f-ck up your year already?"
Again, you're going to want to laugh! We get that! Just try and show a little empathy, will you please?If you seriously can't show any empathy, well, that explains why you're single!
We're Here For You, Bro
Banking Made Easy!
No, We're Not Laughing, You're Laughing
When It Rains, It Pours
Hoping This Is A Joke (Laughing Either Way)
Adding Insult To Injury (Literally)
Those Creative Types, Man, The Worst!
Starting 2018 Off With A Bang
To read more stories about people suffering in 2018, head on over to reddit and join the misery parade. Also, don't forget to keep up with FHM for some help in following all of your health and fitness goals. We know getting lit on fire can't be helped, but your calorie consumption can be!
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