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Unfortunately, you can't set aside days for staring at your FHM Calendar, so you should maybe you should these actually somewhat important dates on it instead...
May Day is here, which means you’re exceptionally likely to bump into people dancing around poles or Morris dancers.
BANK HOLIDAY (and unofficial Star Wars Day)
General Election Day is here and if you want to overthrow the government you better be armed with a small pencil in that booth.
It’s the last Premier League matches of the season. Shed a tear as we enter into a summer of no competitive international football.
FA Cup Final time, with Aston Villa taking on Arsenal.
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