Three awards that definitely won’t (but totally should) be handed out at MTV’s Video Music Awards on 30 August...
Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You
You’re telling us 59-year-old father of four Tom Hanks uses the cheeky monkey emoji in his texts? GET. OUT.
Maroon 5 – Sugar
Too-handsome pop douche, unarguably in-on-it extras, and yet… damn.
Sia – Elastic Heart
The buzz around Shia LaBeouf’s near-naked dancing role in this was huge. Almost as huge as that grizzly face bear.