When it comes to the allure of celebrity sex, I think we're all caught in this head space that somehow global fame and opulent wealth automatically means you're a dynamo in the sack. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, folks—but think about it, why would money or fame ever mean that?! The 3 areas simply don't compute. Remember, correlation isn't necessarily causation. Just because fame + wealth = more opportunities to have sex, doesn't mean fame + wealth = more opportunities to have good sex. It seems one individual on Reddit, WealthyBigPenis22 shared in my sentiment when posing this question —
"Which celebrity would have the most AWKWARD sex tape if it became public?"
The answers were again, NOTHING IF NOT ABSOLUTELY BRILLZ. Yes, I abbreviate brilliant as brillz from time-to-time, don't be a hater. You're lucky I didn't do it in the headline, alright?
- "Owen Wilson. 'Oh wow! That p---y is so good. Woooow."— SuperNintendoIITurbo
- "Guy Fieri. 'We're on a one way ticket to flavor town.' as he goes down on someone." — kenuthrowaway
- "Tom Hanks was the first name that popped into my head...It would be called "T.Hanks for coming." — nftalldude
Woody Allen/Michael Cera
- "You can tell this thread is skewing young by how many people are saying Michael Cera over Woody Allen. Woody is just like Michael Cera, but with incest. You can't ignore a multiplier like that." —missinlnk
- "Charlie Sheen. I think it'd be really funny it was just absolute vanilla sex. Only missionary. Then it lasts like 5 minutes and then he rolls over and they finish watching Dr Oz." — Anidem92
- "Danny Devito, I'd watch it, but still, Danny Devito." — DigiDukeMaster
- "It's time for the Daily Double!" — bipolarbear326
- "Benedict Cumberbatch, and that would be a solo with the title 'A night with Cucumber." — BeingNerd
To read the full thread, head here.