Is this article meant as a means of discounting just how creepy men can be? Absolutely not. We'll never be able to rewrite the terribly awkward, leering, sweaty reputation of most men — its been concreted in centuries worth of crude pickup lines and heinous attempts at romance. Side note to men everywhere: Red Lobster is not fine dining.
That being said, every once in awhile it's nice to acknowledge that while women are better than us in virtually every way possible, they too, can be creepy AF. Actually, you know what? It's a little more than nice. It's downright freakin' refreshing. Men can't continue to carry the weight of this God awful burden alone!
That's why when Reddit user, ganglebot posed the following question we just knew it was time to settle the score:
"Guys of Reddit, what’s the creepiest/weirdest way a woman has hit on you?"
Not all women are smooth criminals when it comes to hitting on men and these stories are 100%, no 200% proof of that! Aside from just laughing relentlessly, be sure to use the following as anecdotal evidence of what NOT to do in public (or private, for that matter).
The Drunken Cougar
What? It's Cute!
French Fry Fellatio
The One-Two Nut Punch
Murder She Wrote
Pretty Sure This Is Illegal
The Milk Maid
The Straight A Student
To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit for more stories that will make you feel less terrible about that time you got a drink thrown in your face trying to pick up a woman. Remember, even ladies are bad at love (trying to get some).
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