Being Bit By A Rat Among Other Crazy Reasons People Have Stopped "Mid-Romp"

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For whatever reason, life doesn't stop the moment you decide to have sex with your partner. You'd think that at least during procreation (if that's your intent) that certain hazards would refrain from ruining your steez, but a las, life stops for nothing!!

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Of course, who better than to share in that sentiment than Reddit users? Seriously, I don't know what I did before Reddit. Actually, yes I do—I wallowed in my awkward misery alone versus having the support system of an entire weird platform. It was lonely times, folks, lonely times. I was younger then, what can I say? Wiser now and sharing the wealth with ya'll! You're welcome.

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This week, I came across a thread so entertaining, I just couldn't help myself.

"What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex?"


Rats, He Got Me Again!

Red, Red Wine

I've Got The Juice

Bye Bye Birdie

No Noodles In Bed, Please

Just A Squirrel Looking For A Nut

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To read the full thread, head HERE

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