Hate to sound morbid, people, but none of us are getting out of this thing alive. That's not to discount loss or tragedy or God forbid, even illness—but the fact of the matter is, is that often times adding humor to an uncomfortable subject alleviates the crippling, panic-inducing worry. You know what I mean, the sorta haunting thoughts that keep you awake at night. So, that's what I'm going to do here today—add a little laugh to death (it sounded better in my head).
Well, no, that's what Reddit users are going to do here to day. User Nufty posed this very grim, albeit sorta hysterical question—"What's the unluckiest way someone has ever died?"
Death By Gin
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?
Destined To Kill
Wrong On So Many Levels
Stupidity > Unlucky
To read the full thread, head HERE