Initially, I thought this was going to be REALLY funny. I thought the answers would be things like, "I hate when my balls get sweaty and stick to the inside of my thigh" or, "Getting a random erection in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store is super uncomfortable and something I should really talk to my therapist about." But alas, men have failed me again, what else is new?!
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In all seriousness, I've got nothing against men, I have two brothers, my dog is a boy, it's all good in my dude-hood, but seriously, can we all just take a minute to recognize that being a man (specifically a white man) is like being born with an actual golden ticket lodged up your ass?
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If you don't agree with that sentiment, I'd suggest you stop reading now, because ultimately I'm just going to piss you off. To be fair, I have included some answers regarding balls. I couldn't help myself.
One brave, manly Redditor, Hakjanu3 decided to pose this very controversial question—"What’s the worst thing about being male?" Of course, it's only controversial in my eyes, because I'm a woman and thusly find a problem where problems don't exist. Here are some of my faves—
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To read the full thread, click HERE