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Just when we thought Askreddit couldn't get any more entertaining, this thread about people getting caught with their pants down (literally) came about to steal the spotlight. Seriously, is there anything funnier than taking life's most intimate moment and completely trashing them by way of shock and embarrassment? Nope, we don't think so.
Thankfully Reddit user, DreadTheTyrant didn't think so either and posted the following question to bring some humor, discomfort, and above all else, WARNING to all the sexually active folks out there:
"People of Reddit who have gotten caught during sex, whats your story?"
C'mon, you just know this is going to be good. Yeah yeah, we know it's in poor taste to laugh at other people's misfortune, but, whatever! Life is short, laugh it up!
Always Wear A Condom
"One time the wife and I are getting it on first thing in the morning. We are under the covers, and it's a good thing, because my 3 year old son snuck into the room. We didn't even notice until he quickly jumped onto the bed and jumps on my back. He looked over my shoulder at my wife and says "What are ya'll doing?" Well that killed the mood real quick."
Definition Of Boner-Killer
"Mom walked in, screamed and closed the door, running away while yelling "I thought she left!" My father could be heard laughing downstairs."
"Car sex. (High school) Parked on a country road we figured would be nice and private. A car drives by and we duck down. Car comes back and stops. I (female) am scrambling for my clothes and this dude opens the door. Asks how old we are if our parents know yadda yadda. Then proceeds to inform us that we are parked in his ridiculously long driveway. Oops."
Let's Not Get Technical
"Similarly i was jerking off under the covers and my drunk uncle stumbled into my room and fell asleep on top of me."
Now That's Good Parenting
"Her mom walked in on us. Made me change my gf's 2 year old sisters diapers for the next week when i was over in order to not tell my parents."
No Hiding From Mama
"Her mom yelled "WHY THE F*CK IS MY HOUSE MOVING!!??". It was 7:45 in the morning and we were late for class, we left promptly after that."
Can't Blame Your Boyfriend
"My drunk friend was having an emotional breakdown. He told me how much I meant to him and started bawling his eyes out. Then he came over to give me a hug. My boyfriend at the time, who still had his hand down my pants, was not amused."
The Ol' College Try
"Brought a girl back to my college dorm room one night thinking I could be quiet enough that my roomate wouldn't notice. My roomate noticed and gave me a full play-by-play of what happened the next morning."
Dogs Are Like Family
"My girlfriend came home from school for the weekend. Dropped her new puppy off at her parents house and came over to my place for sexy time. In the middle of going at it my bedroom door flies open and in comes her mom screaming about not watching the dog while shes on her back."
That's it for now, folks! Remember and please read this carefully: lock doors, close windows, make sure the police aren't nearby and when in doubt, don't bang it out.
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To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit for more reasons not to have sex in public, with the door unlocked, or er pretty much anywhere without TOTAL secure, privacy.
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